Things that piss off guy the most

Posted: June 5th, 2011 | Author: admin | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Hello gals, Katie here… I just want to tell you that what a lot of women think is true about getting their man are not actually that true or completely false. To stand up for my words I will now put this interview with one hell of an alpha male (which all women want, OH GEEZ, I’m FAINTING!!)

“So, Craig, what pisses you off most about women?”

“Well, first of all, I hate when they ignore me. I know they play hard to get, but you see, I wasn’t really attractive few years ago. When I become the guy I wanted I noticed that I’ve had very few women as friends. The main reason is that all of them who known me for a little bit instantly don’t want to talk to me as they play hard to get. Don’t want to sound cocky, but I think this tactic is more effective when not nearly ALL women act the same. I mean, it really starts to get on my nerves sometimes. Without even knowing me they decide that I have to be reeled in or I’ll runaway.”

“Hm… I guess you don’t want long lasting relationship?”

“Actually, I do and very much. I only want to pick one time as I want to be that with that one person for all of my life, however, the problem is that I want to get to know them in person, and, as I’ve mentioned earlier, very few girls want to date me, unless the ones from facebook (where they didn’t met me live yet). When I talk to them they get aroused and they maybe think that I could easily get laid and leave them. I’ve actually never done this in my entire life, however, they still fear me. I’m not a bad boy of any sort, I lost my virginity at 20 years of age, however, ladies still seem paranoid about me.”

“Hm… So, you don’t date a lot, what do you think makes girls think that you’re a bad boy?”

“Well, I guess because plenty of chicks that I wanted to meet and became really close with I just turned down. Okay, you can throw your shoes at me and say I am a complete pig, but let me explain. I’ve recently had really close relationship with one girl, Lets call her Simone. And we used to skype a lot, she was just broken up with her boyfriend and I thought she is nice and sincere, however, after chatting I asked her out, and she said that one time “ow, it’s so sweet you’re asking me out, but I have planned my whole day with gals…”. I thought Okay, some other time. We were seeing a lot in college, so, the next time I saw her she looked at me, turned around with arousal and just walked away (I guess she felt exposed since she said she would love to meet me and she sort of told directly that I she likes me). She maybe thought that I love her and I guess expected to be hugged in front of all people like in one of these mexican movies. I liked her, but not that much, so I didn’t do anything. We haven’t yet spent any time together 1v1, so I thought we will go out next time. But then most ridiculous excuses started and finally as she saw I won’t be her mexican giving-hugs-without-really-knowing-her-that-well dude she started bullshitting me “oh, I didn’t think you wanted something serious from me, I always perceived you as friend blah blah blah”. Okay, then I was thinking  “are you f****** kidding me?”. After few weeks we were chatting via skype again and then I thought, why not to ask her out again? Maybe she changed her mind. However, she turned it down, EVEN MORE, she told her ex to threaten me. That was breaking point, I left her and never talked to her again.”

“So… You sort of like when girl shows that she likes you?”

“Yeah, I am really missing that from girls – the direct statements. Funny thing is that I see a lot of them looking at me and turning their heads away as soon as I turn to them. I know that a lot of them think about me and stuff, however, what pisses me off as well that I don’t get these direct statements of liking. Now, you might ask why do I need them at all if I know already what they think about me? I need them because if a dude hits on girl he does things official, like asking her out, talking to her, holding her hand and so on. Now, when a chick tries to seduce a guy she does all these subtle things, like looks at him and turns away, or, if a dude sits one school desk in front of her she could try to rub his feet with hers, which happened to me from a girl that I really liked. And the very same lesson I was charging my bravery so I could do one thing for her (as she was rubbing my feet softly). When lesson ended, I stood up, said only one word “Edith (that’s her name)” and gave her my hand so she could give me her hand as well (in front of few people and her friend). I was looking into her eyes with serious face, as we’ve had a really long “invisible drama” between us and I finally wanted to be with her. Now, some of you may not be surprised what happened, however, for me it came as a complete shock. She smiled, called me an idiot with blazing confidence and walked away. I was like “wow, this is retarded”. My friends told me that she had even cried for me in the past and loved me (I loved her really much as well) yet, how she turned it down? I think I understand a lot about women, but this I can’t figure out. It took me 99% of my guts to pull it off and this happened. Then, when I was walking the other day I’ve heard steps behind me – it was her. She walked up and smiled, but didn’t say a word – I should have taken the incentive. And I did nothing. She just sighed. You think I’m retarded, I don’t know, maybe I am, however, I felt really hurt after that time in class and I couldn’t trust her as I thought she would push me away now as well… What I want to say is that if a girl shows love in only subtle manner she can always pull back from a guy and call him an idiot easily, as nothing REAL happened, and, at least for me, it make things very discouraging. And then they probably think why I runaway, its because they don’t show anything official for me, which would be a lot more encouraging. Now, you may think that I am a man and I should show her that I like her – this is true, I do show girls if I think about them but another really annoying thing is when even after that they don’t do that for me as well (don’t flirt with me, don’t agree to go out). For me, the greatest official sign of attraction which would give me a lot of bravery is agreeing to go out. That’s it, I know that girls don’t want to expose their feelings very easily, however, I need that.”

“How are your relationship now with this girl?”

“Now they are as I’ve told earlier for a year, nothing really happened. Sometimes I text her but she doesn’t respond. The funny thing is, whenever we see each other our eyes meet, and, when she is with friends I’m really discouraged to do anything, as she may turn me down one more time. I don’t trust her very much, even tho, I still love her even tho we never held our hands together. I know she still loves me as well, but I just hope she will start talking to me one day and things will flow naturally.”

“So, what you think about women which you have left?”

“I think that they just don’t know what they want. The other girl, so called Simone, when we used to be in class she was looking at me and probably was still expecting something. You know what I think of that? I quote my thoughts “now you can go f*** yourself, you could have had me but bye bye” and, of course, she had told her 99 friends what I did and nearly every chick thinks I’m a player and heartbreaker, even tho I was still virgin at a time.”

“Thanks for an interview, this will probably help a lot of girls to seduce her prince”

“No problem ”

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